Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Entah

Masa kau sekolah cikgu ajar kau beratur. Nak makan beratur. Nak masuk kelas beratur. Bila kau besar, kau naik LRT x reti nak beratur?

Conteng-conteng II

''Apa tujuan manusia lahir kat bumi ni?''
''Untuk jadi khalifah''
''Yeke. Jadi apa yang kau buat sepanjang kau jadi khalifah?''
''.....''

Conteng-conteng

You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know, it takes a little, little while to find that out. Right, Jim? And you. Yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson. And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls. - Donnie Darko